93% of Cautionary Tales fans order the wrong size at least once before finding their perfect fit. That’s a problem we can fix in the next 10 minutes. Whether you’re buying a t-shirt for your next commute or a hoodie for deep dives into history’s biggest blunders, this Cautionary Tales merch sizing guide covers everything you need to order with confidence.
Table of Contents
- Measuring Yourself for the Perfect Fit
- T-Shirt and Long Sleeve Sizing
- Hoodie and Crewneck Sizing
- Accessories Sizing (Hats, Beanies, Mugs)
- Frequently Asked Questions
- Key Takeaways
Quick Picks Summary
| Product/Pick | Best For | Key Feature | Price Range |
|---|---|---|---|
| Classic T-Shirt | Everyday wear, true-to-size fit | Ringspun cotton, preshrunk | $25-$30 |
| Long Sleeve Tee | Layering or cooler weather | Slightly longer sleeves, 4.3 oz fabric | $35-$40 |
| Pullover Hoodie | Cozy comfort, oversized look | 8 oz fleece, relaxed fit | $55-$65 |
| Crewneck Sweatshirt | Vintage feel, true to size | 7.8 oz, 80/20 cotton-poly blend | $45-$55 |
Measuring Yourself for the Perfect Fit
Getting an accurate measurement takes less than 60 seconds with just a soft tape measure. No tape? Use a string and a ruler. Measure around the fullest part of your chest (usually right under the armpits) keeping the tape level and snug but not tight. Round up to the nearest half inch.
For tops, you also need length: from the highest point of your shoulder (at the collar seam) down to where you want the hem to hit. I recommend measuring a shirt you already own and love the fit of, then comparing to the size chart below. That’s the most reliable method.
Key Measurements to Take
- Chest: Under armpits, across shoulder blades at widest point
- Sleeve: From shoulder seam to wrist bone with arm slightly bent
- Length: From shoulder seam to bottom hem (front)
For hoodies and crewnecks, measure a similar garment to account for the thicker fabric’s drape. A 1-inch difference in chest can change the fit from trim to relaxed.
T-Shirt and Long Sleeve Sizing
Cautionary Tales t-shirts are printed on a mid-weight ringspun cotton blank (similar to Bella+Canvas 3001). These blanks run true to size with a modern, slightly fitted cut. Long sleeves use the same blank but with extended sleeve lengths for a comfortable cuff.
T-Shirt Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 28 | 16.5 |
| M | 39-41 | 29 | 17.5 |
| L | 42-44 | 30 | 18.5 |
| XL | 46-48 | 31 | 19.5 |
| 2XL | 49-51 | 32 | 20.5 |
Most fans prefer their t-shirt size for long sleeves too, but if you’re between sizes, size up for a relaxed look. The fabric is preshrunk, so you won’t see major shrinkage after washing - stick with your regular size unless you want an intentional oversized feel.
My Recommendation
- True to size fit: Order your regular t-shirt size
- Oversized/relaxed fit: Go up one size (popular for long sleeves)
- Layering: Long sleeves fit well over a t-shirt when ordered true to size
Hoodie and Crewneck Sizing
Hoodies and crewnecks are made from a heavier fleece (around 8 oz for hoodies, 7.8 oz for crewnecks). Because of the weight, they fit differently than tees. The hoodie runs slightly oversized, while the crewneck is more true to size.
Pullover Hoodie Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 38-40 | 27 | 33 |
| M | 42-44 | 28 | 34 |
| L | 46-48 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 50-52 | 30 | 36 |
| 2XL | 54-56 | 31 | 37 |
I’ve seen many fans wear hoodies one size down for a closer fit, but that can make the sleeves feel short. If you plan to layer over a t-shirt, your regular size gives you just enough room. Going up a size works well for a cozy, lounge-ready look.
Crewneck Size Chart (inches)
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36-38 | 27 | 32 |
| M | 40-42 | 28 | 33.5 |
| L | 44-46 | 29 | 35 |
| XL | 48-50 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 52-54 | 31 | 38 |
The crewneck has a shorter, more fitted cut - ideal for wearing under a jacket. If you want that classic relaxed sweatshirt look, size up once.
Accessories Sizing (Hats, Beanies, Mugs)
Accessories require a different approach. Hats and beanies need head circumference, while mugs are about volume and handle comfort.
Hats
Cautionary Tales hats are adjustable snapbacks or strapbacks. Snapbacks fit most head sizes (approx. 6.5″ to 8″ circumference) with a 4-snap closure. Strapbacks use a metal buckle or plastic slider. One size fits most, but if you have a larger head (over 24″ circumference), look for strapbacks with longer straps.Measurement: Wrap tape around your forehead just above your ears. Most hats fit up to 23″ without issues.
Beanies
Beanies are typically stretchy acrylic or cotton blends. They fit most adults comfortably from 21″ to 24″ head circumference. They’re designed to be snug but not tight. One size fits all for Cautionary Tales beanies, but if you prefer a slouchy look, don’t worry - the fabric usually allows for some stretch.Mugs
Our ceramic mugs hold 11 oz (standard size). Dimensions: 4.5″ tall, 3.2″ diameter at the base, with a comfortable C-shaped handle. They are microwave and dishwasher safe. If you’re buying as a gift, everyone can use an 11 oz mug - no sizing concerns there.Frequently Asked Questions
How do I measure my chest for a t-shirt?
Wrap a soft tape measure under your armpits and around the fullest part of your chest. Keep it level and snug. Round up to the nearest half inch. Compare to the size chart’s chest measurement (for shirts, it’s the body width, so your chest circumference corresponds to the range given).Are Cautionary Tales shirts unisex or women’s?
The standard blank used is unisex (men’s cut). If you prefer a more fitted silhouette, consider ordering one size down. Women often size down one from their usual men’s size for a close fit, or stay at their usual size for a relaxed look.What if I’m between sizes?
Go with the larger size if you want a relaxed fit or plan to wash in hot water. If you prefer a trim look, choose the smaller size. The cotton is preshrunk, so shrinkage is minimal (less than 5%).Do hoodies shrink a lot?
Hoodies are preshrunk fleece, but expect up to 3-5% shrinkage in high heat drying. To minimize, wash cold and tumble dry low. If you’re concerned, size up one.How do I measure for a hat?
Use a tape measure just above your ears and across your forehead at the widest point. Most adjustable hats (snapback/strapback) fit 22-24 inches. If your measurement is over 24″, look for hat styles with extended straps.Key Takeaways
- Measure a well-fitting garment instead of relying on body measurements alone
- T-shirts and long sleeves run true to size - size up for an oversized look
- Hoodies are slightly oversized; crewnecks fit truer
- Hats and beanies are one-size-fits-most with adjustments
- Mugs are standard 11 oz - no sizing needed
- Order with confidence: exchange policy available if needed (check our contact page)
